Starting my day on facebook without offending somebody is like trying to start my day without coffee. There must be somebody left who needs offended.
Mustache Encrusted Feminists
Christian Right Zionists
Drum Circle Hippies
Beer Rednecks & their Trucks
Vapid pop-culture Fetishists
Desperately Single 30-somethings
Apologies to all who didn’t make the list…you probably weren’t important to me anyway, but I may consider adding you at a later date. You’re all poo-flinging monkeys. I hate you all. Go fuck yourselves. Where’s my coffee?